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  • Sarah Palin Turkey Incident

    It’s like no one is listening to her words. We’re all just watching the guy behind her. It’s as though the cameraman was leaving room in the frame for the slaughter.

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  • Sarah Palin’s Future

    Well, Sarah. It’s back to Alaska with you now. But we’d sure like it if you’d get the hell out of politics. You need to get back behind the anchor desk where you belong. Gawker tells us what Sarah should do now:

    Join the cast of The View. This is where it all ends for you, Sarah. You were never going to be President. You never had a shot to be Vice President. You never even had the potential to be a serious political figure of any magnitude outside the strange and backwards frozen state of Alaska. But with a little perseverance you could end up on a couch, on daytime television, flanked by Barbara Walters and Joy Behar, arguing about Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Embrace your destiny, Sarah Palin. Elizabeth Hasselbeck can’t hang on there forever.

    I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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  • Dick Bin Ladin

    What is worse for John McCain’s candidacy, an endorsement from Osama Bin Laden or an endorsement from Dick Cheney?

    “‘Dick Cheney came out, and he hit the campaign trail, and he said, and I quote, that he is “delighted” to support John McCain,’ Mr. Obama said. ‘You’ve never seen Dick Cheney delighted before, but he is. That’s kind of hard to picture. So, I would like to congratulate Senator McCain on this endorsement, because he really earned it.

    “‘Here’s my question to you, Ohio,’ he said. ‘Do you think Dick Cheney is delighted to support John McCain because he thinks John McCain is going to bring change, because he thinks that somehow John McCain is really going to shake things up, get rid of the lobbyists, and Haliburton, and the old boys club in Washington? Ohio, we know better.’”

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  • McCain Robocalls

    I have to admit that I haven’t heard that much regarding the dreaded “robocalls” before this election.  They seem to be getting a little less attention in the media as we enter the last weekend before THE ELECTION.  I think the following video sums up my feelings on automated calls.

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  • Reasons to Vote

    There are many reasons to vote. Make sure your voice is heard.

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